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Inside the white house there was a red house.

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Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it? A watermelon! What am I? A shadow!

What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand? A map!

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Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. A house has 4 walls.

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All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?

His breath! You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer? You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line. A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks.

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